25 Most Memorable Christmas Cracker Jokes

25 Most Memorable Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas is just around the corner, and I have to admit, I have caught the bug this year and am excited to spend it with loved ones. Growing up, we had so many traditions in my family, such as opening one present each on Christmas Eve – and getting up early on December 25 to have a fancy breakfast and listen to Mum sing along to Christmas carols while she prepared the food. Another tradition was pulling crackers and laughing at the terrible jokes inside them – so LWOS Life has decided to bring you 25 of the most memorable Christmas cracker jokes (not ranked). Check out our recent Christmas article for the best PC games to play on Christmas Day 2023. We have also bought you 10 in-demand Christmas presents for men, and the five most memorable Christmas songs of all time.

25 Memorable Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas Cracker Jokes

  1. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks.
  2. Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in the hospital? Because he has private elf care.
  3. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
  4. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  5. I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today… I think it was from my Uncle Ben.
  6. What do elves do after school? Their gnome work.
  7. What did the farmer get for Christmas? A cowculator.
  8. What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker.
  9. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered.
  10. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.
  11. Where do elves go to dance? Christmas Balls.
  12. What is Santa’s dog’s name? Santa Paws.
  13. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.
  14. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve.”
  15. How can you keep your home warm this Christmas? Tinsulation.
  16. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
  17. What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.
  18. What happens to elves when they are naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
  19. Where do penguins keep their savings? In a snow bank.
  20. How does Darth Vader enjoy his Christmas turkey? On the dark side.
  21. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves? Dancer.
  22. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker.
  23. Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley
  24. What did Santa say to his wife when he looked out the window? It looks like rein-deer.
  25. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet.

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